1. liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

    liftedandgiftedd:

    eradicatedelicacy:

    queentinabelcher:

    Alcohol vs marijuana

    OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

    this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

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  2. bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

    bewilden:

    fileformat:

    how are these people not dead

    Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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  5. sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

    sarahseemssilly:

    theycallmethemoose:

    everkings:

    gildatheplant:

    pragtastic:

    fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

    leomoriat:

    poesdaughter:

    Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

    Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

    90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

    Are we not going to mention Jesus?

    Nailed it.

    *wheeze* 

    Oh my god.

    Nailed it.

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  6. croowley:

    animateglee:

    Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

    [gay wizard laughter]

    image

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